Alchemistic Cloud

A free audit of the site you already built.

Run by hand, scored, and ranked by what each failure costs you.

The https:// is optional. This is the only field the checks need.

Where the report link goes. Nothing else is sent to it.

Free, and there is no call. Some sites get told to stay where they are.

What you get, and when

Every check run by hand, not by a script
22 checks
A report of your own, at an address nobody can guess
within 3 working days
Yours to keep and to forward, then the detail comes down
90 days

See a finished one

This is the top of a real report, drawn exactly as yours will be.

AirCool Demo

https://aircool-demo.alchemistic.cloud

Audited 27 July 2026

7of 22

Unfinished

The site is live and at least one thing it was hired to do is not happening. Nothing on the site would tell you which.

  • Found3 / 7
  • Trusted0 / 2
  • Works2 / 5
  • Protected2 / 5
  • Measured0 / 3

Under this sits the writing: what each failure is costing you, ranked worst first, with a screenshot of your own site and the problem outlined on it.

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If your site is on Wix, Squarespace or Framer

Your platform runs the updates, the backups and the uptime for you. That is most of what this audit looks for, so a full report on your site would mostly be telling you that things are already taken care of. You will get told to stay where you are.

The checks that are still yours are worth running, and you can run them yourself. Whether Google has you indexed, whether your business name returns you before a directory, whether your contact form actually delivers, and whether anyone would notice if it stopped. That last one is not covered by anybody: your site staying online and your site still doing its job are different questions.

Send the form anyway and I will point you at the ones worth your time first.

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